This block must be abounding with booty calls tonight, because I couldn't find parking anywhere on the street. So I parked behind our building with great foreboding because that's where it was when those assholes broke into it.
Tom knew I'd parked back there because he heard me coughing from the parking lot (I got range!) and he went out and shoved some other cars on the side of the road out of the way and then moved my car onto the street parking.
My boyfriend is the best.
Now he's talking to his brother on the phone. His younger brother who is going to Russia in 4 days to meet a chick he met online. They have been mentioning stomach bones and sucking meat, so I'm trying not to listen.
But it's hard to have an appetite for these perogies with phrases like "sucking meat" in my head.
Ew.
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Booty call anyone?
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Must be a happy neighborhood is everyone is getting some booty!
I'm curious to know how he 'shoved some other cars on the side of the road out of the way'... is he like Superman with some super powers of strength?
Does stomach meat and sucking bones sound any better? I guess not.
word verification: atyuj
where are you going? atyuj house, man'
stomach bone made me laugh out loud.
Mindy--yeah, everyone but me! I was too sick and tired. :(
Phil--yep, Tom's a superman.
w/v: itfptthq Exactly.
Ghost: Yeah, they were talking about how their "stomach bones" are growing. Har har. :)
LOL
"sucking meat" makes me hungry. =|
[vuxkfbk
That's not even remotely a word. :(]
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