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Would you rather:
- have the eyes of a fly OR the arms of a squid?
- speak like you were in a Shakespearean play OR speak like yoda?
- be bitten by 300 mosquitos OR getting 50 paper cuts and soaking in a tub of lemon juice?
- drink the pus from your friend's infected toe OR lick their hemorrhoids?
Eyes of a fly, Shakespeare (even though I have no fondness for his work), mosquito bites (I've been through worse with fleas... mosquitos would be a piece of cake), and oh my god EW--I'd have to say hemorrhoids because those wouldn't be open sores, right?
Shudder...
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drink the pus from your friend's infected toe OR lick their hemorrhoids?
To me this is a question of open sore or asshole... tough choice, but I'll go with the open sore.
Eyes of the fly
Shakespeare
Lemon juice and paper cuts (I am better with pain than itch).
I'd say toe, as well.
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