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Friday, June 13, 2008

The best joke EVAR

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just gave a little whine.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:D

7 comments:

Mella said...

Hehehe. That's cute! I think we'd better start really appreciating such humor, especially as our little one's are growing up so fast and will be adding knock-knock and "seven ate nine" jokes to their repertoires before we know it...

Anonymous said...

hahaha That's cute! That reminds me of this one.

A father, mother, and baby tomato are walking down the street. The baby starts lagging behind, so the father tomato goes back, steps on the baby, and says catch up.

Robin

Anonymous said...

Absolutely Mella! It's good to appreciate the 'clean' humour... for me anyway, with a hubby who works in construction, sometimes the jokes are definitely rated R. :S

Robin--ha! :)

starz said...

now i want a glass of wine.

... thanks for reminding me that i might be an alcoholic.

:P

Anonymous said...

Aww... I hope you enjoy it! :)

desdemona said...

very nice, phx! here's the bun's fave. it's kinda along the same lines:

BUN: "what do you do when you see a space man?"
POOR UNWITTING PERSON: "what?"
BUN: "park your car in it, man!"

UGH. it translates only slightly better to the spoken word.

Anonymous said...

My personal ALL TIME favourite joke:

Two fish were in a tank, and one says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

#2 fav.:
Two parrots were sitting on a perch, one says to the other "Do you smell fish?"

Corny humour is my favourite.