unwinding

This is the nonroundeye food tom ate last night--it looks gross but he liked it. this is tom liking his nonroundeyefood. dude you need to shave aGAIN. i wish guys could get facial waxes. hell why not.

this is the scrabble card we kept because he kicked my ass. 3hundredsomething to almost 200. this is how it went:
Tom: putting down the tiles S-U-G-G-E-S-T, covering a triple word score square
pHx: thinking "whew he didn't put all 7 tiles down because that would be a 50 point bonus on top of the #$%#@$^%#ing triple word score he just got.
Tom: looking at his remaining tile "Umm... what's the blank tile for?"
Phx: thinking SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT "you can use it as any letter"
Tom: smiles "cool!" puts blank tile down as an S at the end of SUGGEST.
Phx: thinks "i hate scrabble"

and i've never won since.
this is a pile of fur i keep in a cage on the floor. it's nose is white. it's ass is huge. isn't it cute?


Oh! and I have this A-Z thing I saw on Mindy's blog:
A is for - Age: 25
B is for - Boyfriend,Tom
C is for - Career, for now I'm a marketing and financial assistant. Goal is to be the director of a tutoring centre (and it's started).
D is for - Dead person you would like to meet: Ayn Rand
E is for - Essential item: my computer
F is for - Favorite song at the moment: Acid Queen by The Who
G is for - Guy/Girls you've kissed: 10!/ 0
H is for-Hell if I know, it got lost in the copy and paste
I is for - Instruments you play: drums a little bit, piano a little bit and unwillingly
J is for - Job title: Don't have one--how about Master (or Mistress) of the Universe?
L is for - Living places: Nice one bedroom apartment with real hardwood floors. Ooh yeah!
M is for - Memory of the day: Girl in office draws "the bachelor" card in a silly game thing i didn't get and squeals "ooooh!! is he married?"
N is for - Number of people you've slept with: Tom, cover your eyes till this one's over. in a sex way... 6.... slept with period, limited to the opposite sex: 8
O is for - Overnight hospital stays: one
P is for - Phobias: Don't want to dwell on them, so I'll change this one to P is for pickles!
Q is for - Quote you like: Imagination is more important than knowledge. Albert Einstein
R is for - Relationship that lasted the longest: Current one. 1ne year 8 months and 1 day.
S is for - Sexuality: Heterosexual
T is for - Time you wake up everyday: 6:20 AM
U is for - Unique trait(S): My ears aren't level, one eye socket is smaller than the other, my two front teeth are waaaay off centre (don't i sound pretty)
V is for - Vegetable you love: broccoli!
W is for - Worst habit: not listening
X is for - X-rays you've had: teeth, ankles, baby-making organs
Y is for - Yummy food you make: beef and rice casserole!!!
Z is for - Zodiac sign: Leo

now i'm going to be a good girlfriend and start drafting a best man speech for the wedding tom will be in on saturday. he's working 12-hour days. ew.