rum a bum bum

I am titubant. and tom and i have drinken about 1/2 A BOTTLe of rum and it's making me pissed off not tipsy... but my fingers don' twork so well. but i got a question that said namee 4 of the 5 oceans and tom, mister i-speak-3-languages says

"i thought there were only 2"

and i named 'em all. : arctic, antarctic, indian, pacific and and atlantic. i pulled the second one out of my ass but that's okay.

we are playing booze cruise and drinking crazy margaritas. i learned the word titubant. it's a cool word. and there was this quote that went something like "you drink a drink then the drink takes a drink and then the drink drinks you" or somethig... and i had to tell the author of it and i was like what hte fuck what kind of depressed author do i know, so i said john f fitzgerald--i was also thingking of hemingway. but then tom looked at me and if id' just changed john to scott i would have answered it right. sweet.

anywho, my guinea pig is still not eating or leaving his house. we think he might be blind. no more peep shows for him. ha.