The Scottish Terrorist and the Sleepy PollackTom is back from Hash. He got beat in badminton by a stoned drunk guy with a broken finger that almost got completely hacked off by a lawnmower a while back.
Anyway, he came home and we were going to go out but I said
No
And we were going to drink but I said
No
I have to get up early and play softball all weekend woewoe is me
So instead I itched my bum and we are making pot stickers and are going to drink rye
Scourgify!
I tried to lick his nipples but he wouldn't let me
I tried to lick his tummy but he wouldn't let me
So I stuck my head between his legs and tried to flip him over my head but it didn't work. So we made out on the floor instead after he dragged me across it by my foots.
Tom shot rye and looked pained before his tongue was wet. I laughed and he said it wasn't funny.
It's pure suffering said he
Which is why you do it by choice said me
Eventually we will do crosswords together under a plaid quilt.
As I brushed my toofs, S.P. peed and asked me if I thought he had smoked up while he was out. He took my raised finger to mean one so I said in toothbrushese: I thought you might but I was withholding judgement till you got back.
He heard: I thought you might but I was hoping it was just my ass.
Does your nose itch when you use an electric toothbrush? Mine does.
her and her and her
3 comments:
This is the cutest piece of writing I have ever thus read. =D
I don't use an electric toothbrush, but just you mentioning that your nose got itchy made my nose itchy.
Moofruot: Aww... thanks. I got giddy when Tom finally came home, so we had a bit of fun with this one. :)
Phil: Hm... perhaps saying "my nose is itchy" is more effective than an electric toothbrush in producing other itchy noses.
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