- live in a country that checks everybody's identification periodically OR has closed borders?
- see your face on a wanted poster OR on a facist website?
- be a director for porn movies OR for really dangerous safari/wildlife documentaries?
- sprout martian antenna out of the top of your head OR have the whites of your eyes turn black
I'd rather live in a country that checked ID, see my face on a wanted poster, umm I don't like porn, but dangerous wildlife I wouldn't have the guts to do, so I guess a porn director (hmm actually, I have tried my hand at erotica), whites of my eyes turn black.
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checks id, facist website, porn, eyes.
ID because I don't think it's that big a deal for me to have my id checked.
website because websites are less trusted than a wanted poster would be.
porn because I think it would be fun
eyes because it would be too hard to put a tuque on in the winter with antennae.
check ID - i used to live in a country where they'd check ur ID because u were walking the street in the middle of the day instead of working, so i got a bit of a button on that i guess, but with open borders i could always leave the bloody mess behind :)
wanted poster - just cause it'd be a bit cooler than a fascist website, but then again, if i was REALLY wanted, maybe i could just be their jew of the day, or have a hitler moustache photoshopped onto my face :D
hehe - make that :=)
porn is kinda wrong and just fucked up - no pun intended - plus safari shit would be so much cooler :)
deffinitely marsian antennae >:)
people wold just get freaked out at evil looking eyes, but kids would love checking out the antennae :)
I guess the ID check wouldn't be that big of a deal; probably the website because maybe fewer people would see it; definitely the porn!; and the antennae because the black eyeballs would screw up my eyeshadow combos
Phil... well you could just get specially made booties to fit over your antennae in the winter. ;)
Tom... hehehehe love the faces. Esp. the Hitler moustache. :=)
Mindy.... eyeshadow combos, good point. :) If I ever learn how to use eye shadow, that would be an important factor. :)
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