He's visited me three times today...

Conversation had after he jacked a piece of my apple:

JR: So when are you and Tom going to tie the knot?
P: (with no hesitation) Maybe next year.
Shocked silence
JR: Seriously.
P: Why not?
JR: You haven't even given me a chance... damn.
P: Well then, work your magic.
JR: I will.

Shoulda just left the conversation at his damn but I felt... harsh. And I'm not like ol' sarcasic Sally. I hope he recognized it as friendly banter, because that's all it was.

I got me some good Tommy yum yum!